dumbcrushsuggestions:

Due to personal reasons I will be loving you with my whole heart

whitewingdoves:

me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy

me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me

helloitsbees:

kalesrebellion:

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

i-ll-be-the-moon:

beckiboos:

cheese-greater-official:

cheese-greater-official:

grouchythefish:

tildytwo:

You can’t just post this and not link the soap.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLql9FhhOdRbMT9qcOEIePBd7GKwoG4-tk

By “this guy” they mean Randall Park who has since had guest spots in a bunch of sitcoms, starred in Fresh Off the Boat and was in Ant Man and the Wasp.

OK BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS I watched the whole thing and they don’t film seven episodes and then get caught they get caught like every episode and they just switch ikeas and it’s so funny every time they get caught they just roll with it I’m laughing so hard

Umm so I’m back and how this fuck did I just realize it’s fuckxijg jimmy woo

Originally posted by andthwip

OMFG

JIMMY WOO THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

dankmemeuniversity:

thesongofthepeople06:

So it’s revealed that the big bad of WANDAVISION is depression and crippling anxiety.

Marvel, I understand you want me to go to therapy. You didn’t have to make this to tell me.

ferninism:

*uses lol lmao and rip as punctuation*

ana-bolism:

ana-bolism:

The fact 100% of the members of Green Day are bi is so funny to me because they’ve been a band since high school and that has to be the most perfect representation of the classic case of one person in a group coming out as queer and then everyone else comes out and you realise you were all queer all along

Imagine being a member of Green Day and just

handlebars-tothestars:

a catte

dysphorie:

clairefable:

sapphism-and-nihilism:

martemisss:

also did i tell y’all about the time i found out that i’m not as short as i thought? told u im fucking badass

how tall are you btw?

>:Y

(Context: I am 149.86cm / 4′11″)

Haha nice

dankmemeuniversity:

lezzyharpy:

darksteel-relic:

The only rules of Uno are what you can convince the rest of the table the rules are.

fuck that you play as many +2s on top of other +2s as you can until it lands on someone who cant and it ruins a friendship

oleathe:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)